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My Favorite New Blog

Just click this and check it out. Hilarious!
http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/

Congrats Paige and Johnny D!!

anon...for the classiest of occasions...

ANON AT THE US OPEN, STRATTON VTizz

From March 20th-22nd Anon teamed up with Analog Clothing and RED Protection at the 27th Annual US Open Snowboarding championships in Stratton, VT for some good ol' fashioned bullhorn harassment...

hi-jinx ultimately ensued...some personal high/lowlights:
Product Zombie kids doing just about anything for a pair of goggles, including but not limited to eating handfuls of Country Crock...so freakin’ gross! Prroooduuccct…..prrroooddduuuccctttt…..

Santigold's free concert...if my current gig doesn't pan out, I think I have a future as one of her back up dancers...I'm pretty sure I've got a gold outfit to match...

The kid that entertained our crew with the most amazingly hilarious remix of Usher’s ‘Love in this club’ on his ukulele…priceless...check out the vid

The random hipster dude we picked out of the crowd to run around the snow laden sponsor village without shoes on...he kicked off his shoes and to our not so pleasant surprise, each toenail was painted a different fluorescent color...he swears his girlfriend did it...I begged to differ...I also must add, we made him scream that he was a golden god...a golden god, he was not, but hilarious to say the least!
Until next time…

The 10 Hottest Guys In Surfing According to Miss Transworld Surf, Heather Rose...

We're going to let Warren bask in the warm rays of this spotlight for about a week. That's all you get.

http://surf.transworld.net/2009/03/30/the-ten-hottest-guys-in-surfing%e2%80%94according-to-miss-tw-surf-2008-heather-rose/

4. Warren Smith

Face the facts: If you don’t think Warren Smith is f—king adorable then you are a lesbian. This kid has a hessian style and probably hasn’t showered since ‘08. Thankfully the pheromones are on his side because cleanliness doesn’t seem to be a point of contention for us ladies. With a different hair color each month Warren constantly keeps our attention. Also he carves waves like a thanksgiving turkey. Never change you little sexpot.

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Italian Style...

Been in Italy working with our designer on some new shiz. I thought I would share some of the other works from our designer. He has been painting as much as possible lately and the stuff looks amazing! My favorite was at his house and unfortunately I forgot my camera...I'll try to get him to send over a pic. check out below...

Colab with Mikey Welsh

Some Originals, pictures don't do them justice.

Sneaky Peeks

Cawwww Cawwwwww, rare early sightings of the Hawkeye in action in Vail, CO! Look very closely and you can see the elusive Bigfoot trying to sneak a peek in the distance... . . .

Goliath Expedition

This crazy son of a gun is attempting to cross the span of the earth on foot! He started on the southernmost tip of South America in 1998 and he plans to finish in England! The trip will cover over 36,000 miles and is estimated to take 12 years in all. I don't know about you, but this makes me feel like a total pussy for driving to Dad's Liquor (aprox. 1/4 mile from my house) instead of just hoofing it. Damn. This dude is as gnar as they come, and what kind of goggles does he use when crossing the Bering Strait by freakin' foot do you ask?...... Figments baby, good ol' Figments.

Jessica Biel in the AMOS

More celebrities rocking anon! Jessica Biel looking amazing in the AMOS

Cover Shot

Professional rich bitch turned amature pornstar, Paris Hilton, in the black and white SHOCKER.

New movie for us product junkies...

I just heard about this new movie coming out that documents the process of Industrial Design. Could be an interesting look at all the work that goes into everyday products most take for granted. We'll have to check it out when it comes out. For more go here..ObjectifiedFilm.com

Xmas with Dion and Pals!

Although not at home in Australia, Santa still paid Dion Agius a visit at his current residence in Encinitas, CA.

We have yet to decide if he was naughty or nice this past year since the contents of his stocking included baby oil,

mouthwash, first aid kit, condoms, deodorant, candy canes, and a Maxim magazine..... (Pictured here with personal filmer and best OZ mate Beren Hall)

Check out Dion's latest video from his December stay in Hawaii.

http://www.globe.tv/dion/

Paris in Australia

No surprise here, Paris Hilton diggs the Shocker.....

Riot Gear

This protester knows when shit goes down, always have a pair of Anon's around. Running from tear gas unleashed by riot police who were guarding a Athens courthouse. Protesters hurled rocks and firebombs as trail began for two cops. Greek authorities have charged a 37-year-old police officer with murder in the shooting of Alexandros Grigoropoulos, 15, who was shot in Athens's volatile central Exarchia district on Saturday night. A second officer has been charged as an accomplice in the shooting.
The cops claim to have come under attack by about 30 youth but witnesses dispute their claims.
Shit, where's the video...there's gotz to be a video. Cuz of video, everyone knows Kayne can't sing.
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I got to get me one of these...

Check it out....you can now shoot left, right or up & down all while appearing to shoot strait ahead. This will be amazing for the candid party shots!
Get yours here...

Check it....

Here is a sneak peak of two new sunglasses we're releasing in January. The collection for January 2009 came out amazing, so keep your eyes peeled!

HOLY SACKAMUNDO!!! Baby waves in Chile...

....and by baby waves i mean; ice cold-tear you to freakin' shreds- avalanches of death that would make anybody in their sane minds tinkle in their pantalones at the very sight of such a thing. This has got to be one of the meanest looking lefts on the planet and Christian Merello looks like he's actually having fun!?! SUPERPROPS!!!

He's even busting moves like the above pictured, "hey bros, i've lost my pinchi mind!" arm wave, where i would be opting for a more humble maneuver like the "fetal position".

"What's that thing on the center of your board Christian?" "Oh, its just this weight to keep the bouncing to a minimum while i'm trying to stay ahead of the southern Pacific Ocean folding over behind me bro."

Gas-o-lean...

Gas was $4.50 four months ago and now it is $1.84....WTF????